Monday, January 17, 2011

Proud to be an Indian...!


An indigenous example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.


A representative from India began:


'Before beginning my speech i want 2 tell u sumthing about Rishi kashyap of kashmir after whom kashmir is named.


When he struck a rock n it brought forth water,he thought'what a good opportunity 2 have a bath',

he removed his cloth,put them aside on d rock and entered d water.

When he got out and wanted to dress,his clothes had vanished.


A Pakistani had stolen them.

'The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously n shoutd"wat r u talking about?

The Pakistani weren't there then."



Indian representative smiled and said,

"And now that we have made that clear, i'll begin my speech.

"And they say Kashmir belongs to them".



Everybody laughed on it.
Being an Indian i simply love this!!!:-D

To good to others...



HEART TOUCHIN STORY
of a man-
jab maine pehli bar beer pi..
Main apni nazaro mei gir gaya... Aur maine beer chhodne ka faisla kiya
Par fir jb maine un tamam beer factry k majdoor, unke biwi bachon k baare mei socha to meri aankh bhar ayi n usi pal decide kia k ab se I'l drink regularly
Apne liye to sb jete h kabhi dusro k liye b jee k dekho yaar
ACCHA LAGTA HAI!;-) :-P

Thursday, January 13, 2011

People are wont to reason thus when perils threaten their loved ones...!



What pisses you off more, the fact that i'm happy or the fact that you are.nt. Either way, cry yourself a river, build yourself a bridge and throw yourself off.