An indigenous example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.
A representative from India began:
'Before beginning my speech i want 2 tell u sumthing about Rishi kashyap of kashmir after whom kashmir is named.
When he struck a rock n it brought forth water,he thought'what a good opportunity 2 have a bath',
he removed his cloth,put them aside on d rock and entered d water.
When he got out and wanted to dress,his clothes had vanished.
A Pakistani had stolen them.
'The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously n shoutd"wat r u talking about?
The Pakistani weren't there then."
Indian representative smiled and said,
"And now that we have made that clear, i'll begin my speech.
"And they say Kashmir belongs to them".
Everybody laughed on it.
Being an Indian i simply love this!!!:-D